Camouflage

I thought it might be good to give all of the wonderful future-fans of my stand up comedy a sampling of the jokes I DON'T use so that you can get a taste of the stuff that isn't good enough to make it into my set:

I am weary of all those who wear camouflage and are not on some kind of battlefield. If you're not engaged in some sort of combat or combat-like exercises or playing an extremely intense game of hide and seek, there is no reason for camouflage. It's not a fashion statement. You look like you're lost.