Smoking Bans Save Lives

It's all here. Forcing smokers to go outside by themselves to speed up their death clock is paying off for those of us non-smokers.

In all fairness, it's not the impending doom of lung cancer from breathing second hand smoke that concerns me. It's the fact that cigarette smoke smells fucking awful, makes me cough, sometimes causes me to have an asthma attack, and makes my clothes stinky, that really gets to me. So I always appreciate it when people are kind enough to not smoke near me.

I am very unappreciative when people walking in front of me are smoking. That makes me want to hit them, or perhaps just slap the cigarette out of their hand. But I don't. Cuz I'm a nice guy like that.

I should, though. They smell.