Yeah. Sure. I will believe this at the END of next season. Yeah, I said the end. Because some team's QB will get hurt and their back-up will suck and the team will call Brett Favre and say, "Hey, Brett. I know you said you were done for good, but we could really use a battle-tested QB to fill in for the rest of the season. We'll give you way more money than you deserve. And with you at the helm, we have a serious shot a a Super Bowl run. What do ya day?"
And of course, this will leak to ESPN who will engage in a gigantic, over blown media orgy about how awesome Brett Favre is and spend every moment of every single day and night speculating about whether "The Great #4" will come back and ruin another team's chances at the playoffs. And we'll get to hear all of the Favre-loving media ass bags slobbering all over Favre's metaphorical dong for weeks on end, even as he blows it once again.
The man already ruined anything Aaron Rodgers will ever accomplish in his career. Rodgers could win 7 Super Bowls, but he still won't be Brett Favre. Poor guy.
Just leave football. Go into seclusion a la J.D. Salinger and never resurface. The NFL needs to move on. Fans need to move on. And we're all tired of childish antics. Thanks. Goodnight.
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