New Phrases

I've developed two new phrases to replace the word "punch." If you are ever in a bind in which your life depends on your ability to come up with a new word or phrase to replace the word, "punch," you will now be aptly prepared. 

1.  fist-kick

2. touch with your fist

I suppose you could also use "shove", "push" or "poke," rather than touch.

Some might question the usefulness of this knowledge. I don't judge the lives of the, what I assume to be, vast number of people who will one day use these new phrases. I just dream up and disseminate such things for the betterment of society.