Sunday, February 1, 2009

How James Harrison Will Celebrate his Super Bowl Win

James Harrison will celebrate tonight by eating live babies and drinking the blood of the innocent to rejuvenate himself for some off season killing and pillaging. 

Congratulations to the Steelers! Congratulations to me for not shitting my pants throughout the game. And as my good friend Dino said, congratulations to the team I support winning.

6 Super Bowls are better than 5. Take that Cowboys and 49ers. Especially the Cowboys. America's team my ass. America's team is so the Orlando Magic.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You aren't bitter about life at all... I think the last 3 posts have enough angst to fuel a 12938 hour emo concert...

Anonymous said...

You aren't bitter about life at all... The last 3 posts have enough angst to fuel a 912837 hour Emo concert...